Posts Tagged “wifi”

 
icon for podpress  SomaCow 463: A Little History [1:03:09m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally sung in harmony at SomaCow.com

1776: The Musical
Thomas Jefferson = Slave Raper
Poor Delaware
New Clash of the Titans
Clash of the Gods
Oh God, You Devil
Moovie of the Week to watch: Hollywoodland
SomaWoWiFi
Brangelina
Bill Gates Superhero
Geoff is Running a Mile Every Morning This Week
A-Team Remake

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icon for podpress  SomaCow 460: Come Warm Up My Bed [1:02:49m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

Originally sneezed at SomaCow.com

Out of Town and Sick
Nice Little Gay Bedwarmer
Continental Breakfast
Dreams
Geoff is Getting Snipped
Quitting Update
State of the Union
Who is Punk?
Free Hotel WiFi
Starbucks App Got Geoff Lost
Where is the Cream?
Newsbomb
Mickey = Despot
Bulletpointed Law
Tom for President
Tape Foot the Cat
iPad
Call from Jon Cole (www.castmedium.com)

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icon for podpress  158: Fifty-Two Pick Up [1:01:10m]: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

SomaCow Media, Inc. is proud to present SomaCow, brought to you in this hour by… SomaCow! It’s our anniversary, and we’re glad to celebrate it with you, dear listeners. Thank you to all of you that take the time to comment the blog, write Itunes reviews, vote for us on Podcast Alley, send us mail, donate to the show, subscribe to our feeds, and join us in the Ustream channel each week. It means the world to us, and we only do what we do for the sick ego feeding your attention does provide us. Thanks for that, truthfully!

In this, our finest hour, we gave away the free iTouch to a lucky listener, discussed Fair Rides, and Yet Another Way We Will All Surely Die.

At last, it was time to give up the goods, and by goods, I mean the SomaCow 8GB iTouch Media Player, which we have been trying to give to a lucky listener for weeks now. The test we set up was grueling, and we thank everyone who participated. Your email addresses are being lovingly expedited to our Chinese Masters, who will surely send you plenty of offers for mortgage enlargements and Nigerian brides. Enjoy, and give all our love to Nboonswa!

We launched into a topic of the Fair, which was in town this week here in Orlando. I personally am glad to have NOT attended, as I am a notorious (sucker) gamesman, and frequently (rarely) win the many games of chance made available on the Midway. We talked about one of my favorite small town rides, namely, the Gravitron. What an incredible comic-book like invention, allowing you to feel a momentary burst of super human strength as you cut a swath through terrified attendees, slamming hot dog carts aside and nerf-tossing popcorn machines. Am I confused, or have you ever felt this burst of sudden strength after riding this ride?

We asked the question, no, not that question, “Where have all the flowers’ stink gone?” It seems that, in addition to the crazy exodus of bees wi-fi has allegedly been causing, now the very flowers are turning listless, their scent a fraction of what it once was. Mickey is presumably all for it, as he sees no purpose in stopping to smell the roses when there is plenty work to be done. Check out his Life Coaching at the :40, spanning the topic of Sticking to Your Guns. Peanut Buttery!

We have a new producer, Ross, and he gives some great notes, specifically pulling quotes right out as they are said. I think, as a new value added addition to the value our show provides, I am going to pop in some of the better quotes at the end of these blogs.

:50 – “I’m the crazy old guy at the crossroads, shouting, “There’s Death that way!”"

Jam to the world coming down to the following dope beats:

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