My apologies, continent readers.
I’m supposed to post an hilarious CowFlop here every Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday. This past Tuesday, I let you down.
The problem is this: I’m not funny on Tuesdays.
I never have been funny on Tuesdays, for as long as I can remember.
A few cases in point:
One Tuesday last summer, I went horseback riding with my son. We invited Mickey and his youngest son, Jack, to go along. At the end of the ride, Mickey asked me “Can you help Jack off the horse?” I said “Sure. Here you go, climb on down little buddy.”
See?! Not funny! A perfect joke setup, and I didn’t even notice!
Earlier this year, on a Tuesday night, my wife and one of her hott girlfriends were going to a country “music” concert. They asked me to take their picture together while they were wearing their “cowgirl” attire. As I prepared to snap the picture, my wife sarcastically reminded me how I normally take very blurry pictures by asking “Would you like to focus now?”.
I said “I think it focuses automatically”.
AUUUGH! Another opportunity missed!
I think you can see the effects of my strange Tuesday malady.
Plus, we had guests over last Tuesday anyway. A couple of guys from Podcasterisks stopped by to interview me that evening: Ben Dover and C. Howett Fields.
“Mr. Dover. Mr. Fields. Can I get you a beverage?”
DAMMIT!!
Hmmm…It appears as though the disease may be spreading to Thursdays :(
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Where’s Jeezus when ya need him? He could show you how it’s done. All hail DBo.
good read.
You should post it again on Tuesday but in all bold.
Poor J. Is there unfunny rehab you can check into?
I am currently in funny rehab. Trying to get out.
I have called 911, but they said they can’t help me since I am already in a hospital.
See?
*I* need the funny rehab.
Meh.
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